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June, 2010

  1. Newton Nukes the News: 1 Zoo

    June 16, 2010 by June:Wow

    Last Friday, Barisan Nasional assemblyman Hamidah Osman was reported to have asked Speaker V. Sivakumar if he “agreed to disagree” with a saying of whether a snake or an Indian should be killed first.

    Her comment was deemed “unacceptable” and she was called a racist by many, including politicians practicing race-based politics.

    So like any good politician, she has since issued a public apology:

    “To err is human and we all make mistakes. If my words had hurt the feelings of any Indian, I ask for forgiveness,” she said in what she termed was her third apology to the community.She said her statement was from an old Malay proverb that meant to ‘not twist one’s words around.’

    So it would seem that all is hunky dory in Bolehland again.

    More recently, Malim Nawar assemblyman Keshvinder Singh left Pakatan to be BN friendly. He said that his decision was in the best interests of his constituents because he believes that only BN can help develop the area, which is largely rural.


    Interestingly, one of the bodyguards accompanying Keshvinder told Malaysiakini that they work for one ‘Hamidah’.

    So I guess he’s fucked now.


  2. Trip to town

    June 14, 2010 by June:Wow

    Every time I go to town on my own, I am reminded of why I don’t go to town on my own.

    It’s filthy, it’s full of tourists, and I spend half the time worrying about my bag.

    But you know what, us humans are still around today to pollute the earth (how fucked up is that oil spill, huh? Hug your mom today), act touristy, and mug others because over the centuries, we have learnt to adapt to our surroundings.

    Today I went to town on my own as a tourist. I was dressed like one, took the LRT, made a point of taking lots of pictures, being surprised at the state of the traffic, looking at a map of Klang, and all the while wearing a touristy expression.

    One expression was a bit hard to maintain, so I switched between “This is such a new and foreign land I love it and want to take as many photos as humanly possible” and “I hate the world, I got so pissed last night, don’t fucking look at me you Malaysian bastard” and “Where is the brothel, I wish I were in Thailand”.

    And would you believe, I actually felt safer and more comfortable than i’ve ever felt before on a trip to town.

    It’s all in the head. Pretending to be unaware of the crime rate will make you feel safer, and acting like a tourist will ward off the snatch thieves. Not because snatch thieves don’t target tourists, but because snatch thieves don’t target fake tourists. They know that you know they’re about, and the fact that you have come to town prepared means they are better off mugging an old granny or a real tourist.

    So adapt, and fear nothing.


  3. Newton Nukes the News: WWE Parliament Pandemonium

    June 9, 2010 by June:Wow

    At the Senate Lounge in Parliament today, a heated argument broke out between opposition MPs and BN MPs. At the time, opposition MPs were hosting a roundtable discussion on the lack of government scholarships for non-bumiputera students.

    BN’s Tangga Batu MP Idris Harun said he entered the lounge because he had heard participants cursing Umno and BN, and wanted to tell them that this was not appropriate.

    “But some of the participants started shouting, telling me to leave and pushed me,” he told reporters after the scuffle.

    Kinabatanan MP Bung Mokhtar Radin has filed a motion under Standing Order 26(1)(P) to investigate the pandemonium.


  4. Newton Nukes the News: Rafidah Aziz Talking Cock

    June 3, 2010 by June:Wow

    Rafidah Aziz is concerned that the current generation of rebellious and outspoken young Malaysians will be a stumbling block to the country’s aim of becoming a developed nation under Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad’s Vision 2020.

    She says the youth of Malaysia is not taking stock of what is good for them, or learning from the forefathers.

    I echo her sentiments completely, and it is especially true that “democracy does not mean you can do whatever you want”. Stick to what works!


  5. Israeliture

    June 1, 2010 by June:Wow

    SpeedyGazales WTF I thought they said TORtilla.

    JooJooBinks I can’t believe i’m missing my cousin’s Bar Mitzvah for this RT @Binyamin66 Mazeltov @newjew!

    Isrealnotbluff These idiots should have sailed to Gaza in my nose, then it would have been easier to blow them up.

    Hummous123 Eh, gimme back my gun!

    Hippie69 I die now.

    Hippie4Gaza RT @Hippie69 I die now.

    AstroHippie Kthxbai RT @Hippie4Gaza RT @Hippie69 I die now